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LeRoy Butler Is Handling This Much Better Than I Would

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A common public belief is that the Green Bay Packers are untouchable in Wisconsin. It is pretty much Truth In Television. Weddings, school events, parties are scheduled around or on game days. Priests wrap up the 10AM mass with a prayer for the offensive line and no later than 11:00AM.
There was a marriage in my extended family of a cousin who, at that point, had spent quite a bit of time in California, and was marrying a CA guy. They scheduled the wedding and reception on the weekend of deer opener and on a weekend when the Packers played the Chicago Frogmolesters - at most weddings in Wisconsin, there is a dollar dance for the bride, the chicken dance, smack your glasses with plastic silverware to see the bride and groom kiss. This one, there was a distinct smell of doe estrus and a plethora of jerseys and arguments over whether Don Majkowski was really merely the best quarterback in the NFL or if Lindy Infante should be beaten with a tire iron.

LeRoy Butler was a several time All Pro and member of the Packer Hall of Fame, leader of the secondary, started the Lambeau Leap. He would be expected to be an Untouchable. He was to give a talk against bullying at a church in Wisconsin this summer. However, he offended Gawd, who promptly afflicted his family with plaguestruck him with lightningsent zombie nuns with torches and Rulers O' Righteousness made teh pastor cancel on him, kids don't need no encouragement against bullying from no hell-going-to gay enabler. 

"Congrats to Jason Collins"

Oh, LeRoy, I haz such a disappointment, that is virtually an instruction manual for recruitment of vulnerable young men into a fabulous lifestyle of being perhaps treated as human instead of, oh, I dunno, being bullied? 

Peeples iz dumbass.

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