In my previous post about politicians and morality, I made a blanket statement that hypocrisy is a prime motivator of the right wing. They live for hypocrisy, practice it in every day activities. It's why a sex scandal that ruins the heathenistic (love that word - I'm taking credit goddammit!) barely affects the good ol' boy member of the Rotary Club/Southern Baptists/White Citizens Council.
I mentioned, in a couple of the scandals used for illustration of my position, the involvement of sex workers. To repeat my thoughts on sex workers,
The True Wingnut Believes:
**I don't have the slightest inkling of a smidge of a bit of a problem with sex workers, with a few basic crucial considerations:I want to add to that.
- Full consent of the sex worker. There must be NO coercion. No UNDERAGE bullshit. (You touch a kid, I'll throw the switch myself.) The worker must get the full benefit of the sex work. In other words, pimps are evil.
- I'd like to see it legal and out in the open, so there is regulation, and the same civil protections afforded any other workplace.
- Safe sex. Safe sex safe sex safe sex. Included in regulation.
The True Wingnut Believes:
- All men deserve all vaginas, and all vaginas belong to, and must be provided by request, to every man
- No woman controls any vagina
- Any specific woman's vagina belongs to only one man. If teh vagina has spent time in the company of a second man, aforesaid woman bearing the vagina is a slut
These points all lead to the republican position on sex work.
The True Wingnut Believes:
- Sex is a right, and owed to a man due to the fact that he is a man. All ur vagina belong to us
- Pay for sex? Pay a woman for access to vagina? Scoff! Harrumph!
- I need those notches on my belt or I am gay. From teh vagina belonging to my woman, hence my vagina, and all other vaginas which are also mine. But my woman must be pure, owned by her daddy before me (SQUICK - purity balls aaaiiggghhhh!), and appropriately grateful I pay her any attention or beat her when she needs it
Lastly, The True Wingnut Believes:
- None of this matters if you don't get caught
No, none of the above makes the slightest bit of sense. Not a sausage. And I think I've got it 100% right! Am I on the correct track?