So, so many reader have begged me to post actual photos of my own bad self...
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Time to make the donuts.
DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!!!
I askeded teh Sweetie for sexytime. She didn't react well.
After having given many kids diabetes. There may, may, be vodka in there. I don't remember.
I got a (roughly) 14 year old girl to sprint down my driveway.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.