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Crimson Peak Is The Dante's Peak Of Axe-Crazy Incest Movies
You may be wondering what this post title means, and that's a very good question.Saturday night, Sweetie and I and another couple, a ginger engineer and Scooter, went a-movieing. It was not my turn to...
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There Is Something Wrong On Teh Internet
I, a mere paleo, have busted the mighty Wonkerados on an inaccuracy! This aggression will not stand, man!In a post about some talibangelical football coach in Washington State, they posted the famed,...
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I Need Stakes And Torches... And Potatoes And Mushrooms
So, so many reader have begged me to post actual photos of my own bad self...Time to make the donuts.DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!!!I askeded teh Sweetie for sexytime. She didn't react well.After having...
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A Conversation With Justice Antonin Scalia
Tony Teh Squirrel* went and said things. Naturally, this aggression cannot stand, so I grabbed my trusty phonish thingy."Mr. Scalia, sir-Umm, I'll need you to put down the maga- no, I'm not subscribed...
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Christmas Thoughts Both Esoteric And Edible
Merry Christmas! So much, thanks for teh reading of my nonsense!There is a political tie in in this post, 'tis the election season, but I have two larger points to make. So bear with the...
View ArticleThe Jon Swift Memorial Round Up Is Out
From batocchio, doing the work of the the angels, or more entertaining devils, the Jon Swift Memorial Roundup is out. I've already read about a half a dozen, some great stuff. Give those folks some...
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Raise A Bottle Of Whiskey To Lemmy
Lemmy has passed away, after a short battle with an aggressive cancer.The absolute bad-ass, lived on meat and Jack Daniels. Beans when he wanted to healthy up. He's now up in rocker's paradise,...
View ArticleRich Snots Behaving 'Orribly
Apropo of nothing...This is the third time I've watched some of Downton Abbey with mah Sweetie. I don't like it, not one damn bit. These are the people the guillotine was invented for. But I must...
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Saving 'Murica With The MegaChurch Based Economy
Once upon a time, I was a travelling union electrician.I tended to go west to work. My preference, as I was driving like a bat loosed from Satan's grip to Siblingbunghole, Idaho, with a case of...
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Ok, You Bastards, Practice Starts Tomorrow
In response to correspondence with teh Zombie, regarding the end of the football season.Yes, end of the football season. I were born and raised in Wisconsin, and despite my growing hatred of the NFL...
View ArticleHonestly, I Was Much More Affected By Lemmy And Bowie
This is going to be an oddly disjointed post. Sorry. Just thinking on my fingers, not actually certain what I'm reaching for, fairly certain I don't actually have a point. (Usually the music blogging...
View ArticleI Am Ewmer J. Twump, Miwwionaire. I Own A Mansion And A Yacht
And a permanent subscription, the Gold Premium Rutabaga level, to Ukrainian Models Seeking Green Cards Monthly. This only because as badly as he wants to bang his own daughter, she's getting a little...
View ArticleOpen Letter To A Future Benny Hind Voter
Dear HyperChristian Dispensationalist Whack-A-Mole Game,I was very appreciative of your bumper sticker declaring that "In Case Of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unoccupied". Very retro, sir, I had not seen...
View ArticleLil' Frankie Graham Watches Us From Olympus, Longing For His Own Lightning Bolts
So, Wee Frannie Knickers went to CNN and scolded us, verbing things about secularism, theocracy, and gay marriage. Ignoring the fact that he ignores all facts, he said in regards to weddings presumably...
View ArticleI Can Haz Shortwave Radio Nao?
Mr. Grain posed a puzzler. Per Alex Jones, President Blackenstein had a Judge offed. TenGrain is holding a small collective creational Kaffeklatch to figure out how. This aggression cannot stand.Thus,...
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Another Supreme Court Theory, Somewhat More On The Less Conspiratorial Side
So, of course, Fat Tony is tits up. I do feel bad for his family, death sucks on ice. I feel bad for Justice Ginsberg, who considered him a close personal friend, as, surprisingly, did Justice Kagan,...
View ArticleThe World's Dirtiest Word
Religion.I'll give my usual disclosure: Whatever you believe, great. If it helps you sleep better, if it makes you a better person, great.That's faith.Mine? Given the ridiculous stuff I believe on a...
View ArticleSportsperson Opens Yap. Stupid Ensues
Mike Ditka, former NFL coach and current sportsball analyst, went on a radio show and used vocal chords.Let's roll the 1's and 0's.Ditka went on WABC’s The Bernie & Sid Show on Thursday and told...
View ArticleA 2016 Election Plea
Every comment section I look at nowadays is full of Democratic Party intramural squabbling. So. If I may:Jesus Insane Amphibious Christ wearing a teddy, fucking fuck, we are so good at snatching defeat...
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