MN COUPLE QUITS JOBS, OCCUPIES NORTH SHORE RENTAL CABIN, DECLARES NEW COUNTRY
AUTHORITIES HELD AT BAY WITH OFFERS OF SCOTCH, CIGARS, GRILLED SPARE RIBS
"THE FLAG SEEMS TO BE A BLACK BANANA HAMMOCK. WE DON'T RECOGNIZE THE SYMBOLISM, BUT IT'S GOOD SCOTCH," REPORTED SHERIFF OLAF SWEDENWHATSITSSON
Actual TL;DR vacation post coming today or tomorrow. Work sucks.
UPDATE: This is not really the day for fake news flashes, humorous or whatever I write. The title of the post has been changed as well.
Human beings suck.
Human beings suck.