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Final Shape Starting To, Ummm, Take... Shape?

Lot of basement work this weekend, and now have a sufficient temporary entertainment area/living room. Pics later this week, along with more details. I is beated.Quote of the weekend:"This isn't Wall...

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A Revolution In Mental Health

I want to run over Casey Kasem with a Prius, strapped to the scoop of a front end loader. Wait, wait. Hear me out. I know on its face it’s a great idea, but let me justify this.Casey Kasem is the cause...

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Cat Hair And Despair

'Twas a busy week. Spent a couple days working on the house, including cleaning for the arrival of my in-laws. The 4 garbage bags of fur collected have already been carded, I expect to get to spinning...

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Throwing My Two Cents Into The Air

Open Letter to 'The Morning Grind', AM950 KTNF Twin Cities. The host again used a phrase this morning on the gun control debate -"...to keep them out of the hands of felons and the mentally ill..."-...

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For Teh Zombie

ZRM needs this as his entrance overture.

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There Is Actual Stuff To Write, But No Time At This Second

New Companion Clara 'Oswin' Oswald? Thank you very much may I have some more - I think she's gonna be a lot of fun.Moving day, paleo and sweetie go underground with the moles?Done, more to say but I am...

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Another Squishy Liberal Post

Not really. I am  a liberal, hell, a socialist, more or less, but on no point do I consider myself squishy, or soft.Today, this statement is being issued in context of the death penalty. In my brain,...

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Tell Me Again How Much Better And More Moral The USA Is Than Those Furriners...

Make your argument. Graphs, pics, stats, tell me goddammit. 'Cuz I don't see it.Fourth football player charged in rape of Connecticut teensShorter: Four high school football players had sex with two 13...

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A Less Cranky Post

This was taken whilst driving to work. Vegetable Revolution. (That's what the vaguely cyrillic style lettering under the star-and-lettuce-and-shovel on the door says.) The website is for...

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Hell Is A Touch Heavier Today

And I feel fine.The Iron Maiden, Maggie Thatcher, bit it today.I try not to celebrate death, really, and I feel sympathy for her family and her husband, presumably, she had to have at least a couple...

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Not At All Serious Post - Ignore At Your Own PERIL

Kennedy TX, a gas plant, two photos taken by a maintenance man:The second is a blowup of the whatsit. I haz a happy!!!More infoAlso, too:YES I AM A NERD. This man is in his mid-forties. Aargh.Balaclava...

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Taking A Short Vacation Into The Teeth Of The Blizzard

Neither wind, not sleet, nor snow, nor dark of night, nor blood alcohol content, shall prevent us from going to the Arrowhead for a long weekend, to actually introduce ourselves to each other again,...

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Updated Title - Mock news article about an upcoming vacation blogpost. Human...

MN COUPLE QUITS JOBS, OCCUPIES NORTH SHORE RENTAL CABIN, DECLARES NEW COUNTRYAUTHORITIES HELD AT BAY WITH OFFERS OF SCOTCH, CIGARS, GRILLED SPARE RIBS"THE FLAG SEEMS TO BE A BLACK BANANA HAMMOCK. WE...

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No, Bullshit! Most People Do NOT Suck

My previous post, I said twice, for the record, Human Beings Suck.I am wrong.There are human beings who should choke on a bag of salted hammers:The New York PostFox NewsMatt DrudgePammycakes...

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The North Shore!

Preface: And SuchSweetie (nee’ Donner) and I needed a vacation badly, just a few days, anything, just to get the hell out of town, away from the house and jobs in particular. Sweetie, being a practical...

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The End Of An Abomination

Way back in the day, not early telebision but in my college years, there was the Sci-Fi Channel.And it was good. A lot of cheese, Star Treks 1, 3 and 5, one of the Star Wars original trilogies every...

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In Which paleo Schools The Meteorological-Industrial Complex

Listening to morning radio, and the host, talking weather, turned "tornadoes in the southern states" and 'snow in the Twin Cities" (para) into 'snornadoes'.  He later struggled mightily to walk it...

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Old Man Yells At Clouds, Needs Tech Help

Perhaps any one of my ones of readers may be able to help with this, and I'm not an IT guy so I'll explain as best as I know, but will prolly look dumb in the process.So. I have a DVD of an interview...

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WHAT THE FUCK?! HUH?!?! I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!?!?

Submitted with comment. GAHHH!

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Pandora Inspired Post - Metal Edition (Trigger Warning - Thou Shalt Thrash)

Lars Ulrich is the chief fucknugget in all of Fucknuggetville, James Hetfield is the crabbiest bastard on any continent (credit is due for this - although no one has any doubt of his politics, he's...

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