Who Is Qualified To Be President?
Okay, Imma blaming this one squarely on the goddamn Bernie Bros.Senator Sanders claimed that Sec'y Clinton called him 'unqualified' in response to a Washington Post headline. One of his subcultures,...
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Ban the Pontiac Grand Am
So, this happened.Monday, after work, I went out into my driveway to work on my boat, taking off the winter tarp and putting on the summer cover, getting the batteries in. As I worked outside, Jaxson,...
View ArticleIt's Alive! IT'S ALIVE!
Okey Dokey.MY TRUCK LIVED.As pointed out by OBS in the previous comments (and now verified by me), Toyotas are apparently beasts - the truck moved 4 feet before anything useful was bent. It ended up...
View ArticleAre We Pathetic Or Do We Just Need A Juicebox And A Nap
Fuck us. Genuinely.Every country in the world, save us, should get together right now.Have a nice spare rib dinner, with sauerkraut, sauteed cauliflower colliettes, and fresh salad, kale, radishes,...
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In Which paleo Messes With Evil
Combination squirrel feeder/dog entertainment system.Thoughts?
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Posted With Several Damn Comments
I'm sick of it. So genuinely sick of it.Innocents dead. Wasted. Perforated. Just out to have a good time, and because OMGWTFBBQBUTTSEX they had to die. People with families. Friends. Pets. Employers....
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The Last Word On The OMGGHOSTBUSTERSWIMMENZVAGINOIDS Conflict
Briefly:The new Ghostbusters is out. For months, many so-called 'men' have been complaining about wrecked childhoods because cooterdust. Or whatever. Most of these so-called men lack personal...
View ArticleNews Thingies
Dateline: PhiladelphiaJuly 26, 2016Melania Trump To Speak Later This Week: "I Have Some New Thoughts"Dateline: MoscowJuly 27, 2016Putin In Hospital With Orange Hand: Says Spox, "He Had It Stuck In...
View ArticleSeventy-Five Thousand Hits! And Some Actual Stuff...
Several dozen of which are not from pornbots! Yay ME!Okay, so I'm a happy democrat. I believe we are better than the cons, and I want us to be better. I was a Senator Sanders supporter, we lost the...
View ArticleAnd The Goddammit Beat Goes On.
Our house is a one-man crime wave. Oh, and fuck metaphors.We had a break-in a week ago. Late Sunday night. We were out like the proverbial LED fixture, maybe 1:30am. Jaxson started barking. This is not...
View ArticleOpen Packer Thread On A Phone? This May Suck But It's Stuff
Hrmph. Game starts at 7:30, Packers-Queens. So, predictions. In the new goddamn Sand-Crawler Stadium, which is why this game will be closer than is necessarily comfortable, teh Home Opener©®™ of the...
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Politics Is The Art Of Turning Lunacy Into Policy
Seeing a lot of Democratic Party cannibalism these days. What the hell I don't even... So, I supported Sanders through most of the primary, he in fact won the MN primary. I did this knowing that he was...
View ArticleThe Cheerleading Post
We are very close to being terminally screwed.Yes, paleo is squeaking about the 2016 election cycle.Briefly, let’s review. I was on Team Sanders. (Yes, you may kill me for using that phraseological...
View ArticleCheetoh Hitler Abandons Wife And Some Spawn
Couple of stories I must address, because although I am a somewhat vicious polemicist, I kinda value accuracy and fairness. Linking on a phone is difficult, but you've seen the stories about Hairpiece...
View ArticleI'm Now Motivated
You may be able to tell by the rate of typing letters and suchlike that I am once again on an actual computerish widget. I have fought through the Swap of Symantec. With a single arm. Tied behind my...
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This Is Malfeasance? Seriously? Hush, Stupid Person.
On New Years Eve, as the Sweetie and I watched Holidays*, CNN did some sort of broadcast that unfortunately did not involvesacrificing Seacrest to a shambling mound, mincing him in a Magic Bullet one...
View ArticleThe Orange Twerp Applies Miniature Hands To Twitter and Hoodwinks His Sycophants
The House of Representatives, at the behest on Rep. Bob Goodlatte, fresh off of inbreeding, attempted to gut an independent ethics panel. After we, The People, got involved, they held off until it...
View ArticleI Don't Even Want To Buy Charlotte Church Albums, Dammit!
Charlotte Church spit on the Shitgibbon's transition team, who approached her to sing. She responded absolutely loverly, to wit,@realDonaldTrump Your staff have asked me to sing at your inauguration, a...
View ArticleMy Urinalysis Of The Orange STD's Latest Kerfuffle
Okay, so President-Elect Kompromat just got involved in Golden Shower-gate. Everyone is having either a great deal of fun or a great deal of 'Ewwww' over Drumpf's gold medal in Watersports.I have a...
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Drumpf Solves World Peace, Brangelina; Batboy Bobbled Brady's Balls
Breakfast time, Sunday morning. On weekends, I get to make fancier brunches than my weekday protein and frothy fruity shakes. Imma want cauliflower with onion fried in chile/lime olive oil (a homemade...
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