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The Two Most Important Things Ever This Morning

It is vital that you watch this.It is vital that you read this.TBogg. A Real American Hero.

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Where's The Socially Conscious Anthem About Electricians?

Spent most of yesterday in a return air plenum ceiling.Anticipate a fair chunk of today being the same.Thought my new job meant I got to tell other people to do what only a JW electrician (on my shift,...

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How Lucky Can One Dude Get?

I just turned 45. Not especially overjoyed about it, as my half-wrecked body belies my age, but there you go, one of the smaller milestones. My wife is overjoyed that I am once again a full year older...

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Steven Moffat Is A Double Crossing Weasel With A Heart Of Unproveablium

So. paleo, proud possessor of his own sonic screwdriver and the desire, ability, stated intent, and devastatingly good looks required to be the Twelfth Doctor, has been passed over by some hack.With a...

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Sunday Aggression

I have a crank-ums.A lot going on, a lot I just have to wait for. Needed doctors appointments that I kinda want the results from (no, not dying, but there are issues I want to end now and I just have...

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Congratulations, Republicans. We Are Now Officially The Dumbest People In...

Lunch. W00t!1! Lessee, ham sammich, chips, fresh pico de gallo, thanks sweetheart, what to read. Ummm, Raw Story?Wow. Holy dammit. My peachy mood has improved so much stuff and stuff...Idiots Found At...

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paleo Kicking Back, Feet Up, Because HE HAS TO. GAH!!!!!...

So, on Wednesday, after a few days of my fully functional foot starting down the road towards not exactly, I went to the doctor. Okay, no worries, crutches and kneewalker, couple days off, with...

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Television Is A Vast Wasteland! (Hmmm. I Like That, Damn I'm Clever...)

I've spent a week on a couch, feet propped in the air (and NOT. in. the good way!) (You're very welcome, brain bleach to your left, I'll be here a couple more days, thank you!), and watching TV. I...

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Saturday Night Film Review (Two Days Late): A Haunting At Silver Falls

As happens when one is a shut-in, one watches a lot of bad TV, bad movies, and spends as much time with his wife as possible. Saturday I spent the day hating life and watching dreadful sasquatch...

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Back To Work

Ain't gonna lie to you, I have better places to be, but in the interests of continued employment, I best catch up my work.

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Separated At Birth

Not saying nothing, certainly no social commentary at all, just, you know, the foremost musician of this or any other generation being copied by some model, just seems, I don't know,...

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An Open Letter To Fox News And The Daily Tucker

Dear sirs  To whom it may concern  If I may have a moment of your time  Messrs Tucker and AilesUm.HEY! ALL Y'ALL RIGHT-WING, RACIST, WOMAN HATING, FUNDIGELICAL, GUN-FUCKING SHITHEADS! Ok, listen up!Fox...

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Ohmigawdohmigawdohmigawdohmigawdohmigawd

Early Christmas is here!A brief review of some events:Batshit-crazy Michele Acid-Eyes Bachmann ran for the republican nomination for PUSA in starting in summer 2011, and for all intents and purposes...

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Saturday Night Non-ESPN-Wankers Football Post

Wisconsin - AssholeZona State:Gary Andersen's first real test - the Sun Devils do not suck, and this is a tough game (they can't help where they are from, although in fact if any of the players had any...

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Weekend Post-Mortem

Pre-Logue:First of all, without going to deeply into it, and with actually not much direct reason, I hate the world. By direct reason, I should specify that on a good day I want every person breathing...

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Christ, I Seriously Can't Take Any More Fucking Gun Bullshit

An exchange in comments with a libertarian. I think I may hate libertoonians more than I hate republicans.Nothing makes the party of life happier than death. They all need to be lobotomized - I ain't...

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Dear Jesus, Please Let People Die Of Treatable Shit, I'll Just Blame The...

Seriously, for chrissakes, this woman is dumber than a sack of rotten grapefruit.“You know who shows up,” Blitzer pressed after Bachmann said her oldest son is a physician. “These are people who don’t...

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Culture Is My Beat

The finale of Broadchurch  and the 2009 film Strigoi. I'll start with Strigoi, available on Netflix, an indie film, (heavily accented) English language. A Strigoi* is a Romanian creature, part ghost,...

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A Couple Of Letters Home

Just wanted to share...July 31, 2013Hey folks! Thanks for the birthday card, and this weekend Sweetie and I are taking a little weekend up north, we'll use the gift cert for dinner one night. I adore...

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Another Good Guy With A Gun Went Past The Expiration Date

Yes, I know it was a woman (with a child in the car? Jesus Christ!!?!), I just have a need to remind people that Wayne LaPierre was a waste of sperm. FALSE FLAG BENGHAZI ROSWELL!!!That's not what I was...

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