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Dear Klan Christians - Imma 'Specially Talking To Tom Cotton, Senator (R. -...

So, the new strawman is "why do gays care so much about a pizza joint in Indiana when ahem brown peopleare allowed to walk without chains on them execute the Fabulous Folk.Dear Apocalyptic...

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One Thing We Must Address In Regards To Teh Police Run Amok

Some have observed that the cops in the US have lost their collective shit over the last several......presidential administrations.Far from promoting law and order, many cops have become the shock...

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In Which paleo Yells At Radio And Clouds (Maybe). Also, Awards!

Last weekend, while running errands on a Saturday morning, as is typical of Saturday AM radio all my usual radio stations had “Use miracle Vitamin X-7, made from pressed anaconda. Cures diabetes;...

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Please, Dear FSM, May This Be Read By The Right People - Fornicate Ted Cruz!

Ted Cruz is pathetic. Not trying to set up the snark bankshot, he is An Genuinely Useless Peckerneck.This strawman has been set up and smashed to compost 100 times -"Why are you so interested in my...

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Just A Few Brief Words On The Duggars

I'll admit it, I am taking pleasure in the hammering of the Duggar empire - those parents are filth, and dangerous. And yet, even in my schadenfreude, watching that sick fuck JimBob and the...

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Fuck Them

So, last night I was finally prepared to write a post again, slice of life, I've been through some ups and some serious downs recently. Seen a few great concerts, taken a couple nice short...

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Paleo Productions Presents: Pale People Privilege

Dear Burger King,Remember when you did that tax inversion by buying Tim Hortons, coffee and cruller supplier to Canada?You took some tough press for that. Really tough.And, I mean, rightfully so, the...

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Either I Need More Drugs, Or - Eh, What's It Matter, This Is Messed Up

Okay.Forget the false bands. I have a reason to go on.UPDATED FOR EDITORIAL COMMENT:The drummer elf kicks some ass.That is all.

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I Think Scott Walker Is Making Certain Moves, Politically...

So That He May Better Run For The PresidencyScott Walker, Goggle-Eyed Humonculus Currently Running The Koch Brother's Subsidiary Formerly Know As The State Of Wisconsin (h/t the brilliant Mr. Charles...

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Bloggie Business

Firstest of all. Read this. Listen to your damn body. Treat it right, unlike, say, me.Firster of all, Imma hoping to be posting more for a while. Finally. I know. Probably some blogroll changes as some...

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In Which paleo Finds The Muse Of Poetry

I saw my psychic this morning. I was hoping to find my Grannie Erma's famed cache of filberts, as I'm a bit peckish. (Not especially in a mood to drive to Wisconsin, but then, my decision making goes...

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These Are Considered Two Of The Serious Candidates...

...for the Republican nomination.From Right Wing Watch:Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon, political rookie (and Jesus H Pollyanna Christ wearing a sundress, does it show), and human cup of Sleepy-Time...

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My Last Politics Post Was Uncomfortably Polite, So...

Few items from teh morning site review.****************In the Are You Fucking Kidding Me File, Raw Story brings us the news of the plea deal rejection, by a Federal judge, in the case of Robert Rankin...

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Future President Allen West Presents His Future Chief Of Stuff: An Open Letter

From Raw Story,Michelle Hickford, former press secretary and current editor-in-chief for former Republican congressman Allen B. West took to West’s website on Wednesday with a missive that claims if...

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Behind the Politics – Scott Walker

In 1966, a young preacher, Llewellyn Wwallker, fresh from the Welsh consonant mines, came home to his property, Patricia, with a gleam in his eye. With the lights down, spinning a Sing Along With Mitch...

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The Donald Inadvertantly (Because Trump, D'uh) Makes A Point

In the wisest electoral move the Democratic Party has made in years, running Donald Trump for the presidency as a Republican, he has played his role to the hilt, becoming the GPS and the accelerator...

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An Open Letter To Gov. 'Bobby' Jindal

Mr. Grain at MockPaperScissors found this choice bit of morongravy from one Gov. 'Bobby' Jindal:“If you can find me a Muslim candidate who is a Republican, who will fight hard to protect religious...

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Live-Blogging Packers Monday Night Football

Okay, kiddies, coming up on the game!My Sweetie and I are watching Saturday's Doctor Who and eating taco salad, getting ready for the game - there may be some comments on the Doc, as I continue to...

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Two Brief Stories

I cannot yet comment on the Dom Caper Follies, kickoff's at 3:25 Central, or the Doctor, as Sweetie spent the night with her Girl Scout Troop, so we'll see the Doc tonight.Actually, a touch of...

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Live Blogging Packers-Chargers

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Morphodites and Platypi, we now have the Green Bay Packers hosting the San Diego 4H and Tanning Club.Green Bay is favored, but always remember Uncle paleo's number...

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